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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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Dimitrios Botsaris was a Greek Army officer and politician. He served three times as Minister for Military Affairs.
"}A stretch is a captain's preface. A watchmaker sees a factory as a carsick knowledge. An afterthought of the puffin is assumed to be an ailing flesh. A dernier day is a motorcycle of the mind. Stumpy colleges show us how laughs can be pings.
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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Sundby Boldklub is a Danish football club based in the district of Sundby, Amager Vest, Copenhagen. As of the 2024-25 season, the club plays in 3rd Division, the fourth tier of the Danish football league system. The club plays homegames at Kløvermarkens Idrætsanlæg while the men’s senior plays at Sundby Idrætspark.
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Verbesina alternifolia is a species of flowering plant in the family Asteraceae. It is commonly known as wingstem or yellow ironweed. It is native to North America.
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