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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call corn that joins the army?","punchline":"Kernel.","id":223}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?","punchline":"Hare spray.","id":231}
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}