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The Feu Hugon tower, now defunct, is presumed to be the first medieval residence of the Counts of Tours, built around 875, although it may be later and distinct from the Palais Comtal (below), all located in the northeast corner of the ancient Gallo-Roman Cité.
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Lion is a 1956 picture book written and illustrated by William Pène du Bois. The book tells the story of an \"artist\" who attempts to invent a cloud lion. The book was a recipient of a 1957 Caldecott Honor for its illustrations.
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