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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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