{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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Isaac Haxton is an American professional poker player, amateur chess player, and a youth chess champion.
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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