{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}